I hope someone hasn’t beaten me to this…~
Split my soul in two pieces
My name is Xehanort
Your Hit Points
Depleting
Don’t give a fuck if I have no heart for beating~
Split my soul in two pieces
My name is Xehanort
Your Hit Points
Depleting
Don’t give a fuck if I have no heart for beating~
I’m SERIOUSLY thinking of making a T-shirt of my ‘Keep Calm and Steal Hearts’ thing. Seriously, I had NO clue people liked it so much~ 0.0

Before you decide that this joke is misogynistic or sexist, ask yourself an important question….
Did you assume that he was talking to a woman?
Ask yourself that about every sex related joke. Could the gender of one or all people be changed and still be funny? Then it’s probably not misogynistic or sexist.