Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me: BALLIN
me: BALL IS LIFE
me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

enemy-stand:

ahlazers:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

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gallade-x-treme:

BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND: OCEAN KING

freckledjeankirschtein:

WELCOME

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TO

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THE

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ATTACK

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ON

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TITAN

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FANDOM

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PLEASE

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ENJOY

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YOUR

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STAY

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kid:

My Childhood.

the-goddamazon:

bitchenwitch:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"

LOLOLOLOL

the-goddamazon:

bitchenwitch:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"

LOLOLOLOL

boycott all non-organic food

white male leftist who’s never gone hungry/lived off of food stamps his entire life

(via aloofshahbanou)

I hate it when people politicize food consumption

Hate it

Like you never had only $20 in your bank account and could only afford to eat Kraft for a week man

Shut the fuck up. 

I understand that Monsanto is the devil and I hate them and I hate monoculture agriculture too

But don’t penalize the people who don’t have the means to make a ~*~ideological lifestyle~*~ out of their food choices

(via sweetjosephine)

Feeling this so much lately. Recognize people’s economic realities.

(via youbestnotmiss)

Recognize people’s economic realities.

YES. (via mirandaadria)

This goes for all the assholes who beat people over the head with militant veganism too.

(via breelandwalker)

katisconfused:

rendezvousramen:

princessofmind:

so okay i just need to make a post about this new anime i started watching, Yuki Yuna wa Yusha de Aru

it’s a magical girl anime, and one of the main characters is disabled

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Togo was in an accident when she was little and…

Daft Punk spelled backwards is Knup Tfad, which is both hard to pronounce and of no significance whatsoever.