thedoctorsaysalonsy:

emmazingemma:

actually me

Why is a cartoon better looking than me

they used you as the inspiration

arendelle-racer:

ehcouldbecooler:

when people praise Rapunzel and Anna for being Disney’s first “relatable, clumsy, awkward” princesses I can’t help but feel kind of frustrated because

Mulan

YES YES YES BECAUSE NOT ONLY WAS MULAN KICK ASS BUT SHE WAS AKWARD AND CLUMSY AND NEVER ON TIME AND SILLY AND I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PORTRAY MULAN AS THE “SERIOUS MATURE WARRIOR” BECAUSE NO SHE’S A DORK LIKE PUNZIE AND ANNA THANK YOU

foreveralone-forevertogether:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

Please, everyone, watch this video. It is so important and I guarantee you won’t regret it.

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

awwww-cute:

It’s rainy season here in Florida, and Nymeria can’t stand the thunder. The only way to calm her down is to hold her like this

awwww-cute:

It’s rainy season here in Florida, and Nymeria can’t stand the thunder. The only way to calm her down is to hold her like this

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

doctor: what kind of birth control are you using?
me: I'm a lesbian
doctor:
doctor:
doctor: well that's efficient
SO today at Thanksgiving dinner, which we were having with my step moms parents who are extremely judgmental and rude and ew it got really silent and awkward so to break the silence
Dad: I like cranberry sauce
Me: I like vagina
Step moms mother: OH MY GOD!
Dad: Damn it Courtney all I wanted was cranberry sauce
Step moms mother: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO REPULSIVE-
Dad: Oh my god who cares if she likes vagina, if I don't get my cranberry sauce somebodys going to hurt!
Step moms mother: BUT SHE-
Dad: CAN IT GRANDMA AND PASS THE SAUCE!
And thats my coming out story.